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If you can read this then you can read.
oldie (god made fords to keep fckwits out of holdens) |
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I read one that said "my other penis is a vagina" |
Havent you learnt anything from that guy that gives sermons at church?...Captain whats his name. |
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My favourite from the past, and well worth resurrecting:-
"Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel"
In todays age and with our fleet, perhaps:-
"My other car is carbon negative"
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Keep the shiny side up, and the greasy side down. |
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My favourite from the past, and well worth resurrecting:-
"Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel"
In today's age and with our fleet, perhaps:-
"My other car is carbon negative"
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Keep the shiny side up, and |
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Keep the shiny side up, and the greasy side down. |
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I stuck one on my wifes car it gets a good laugh:
"It takes a bitch like me to love a bastard like him"
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"Such is life" |
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this car is insured with the mafia, you hit me, we hit you 
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"yeah, it's got a hemi" on a daihatsu van
If it doesn’t burn fossil fuels, it’s not a sport.
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"yeah, its got a hemi" on a daihatsu van
If it doesn’t burn fossil fuels, it’s not a sport.
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On the back of a truck recently:
"If you cant see my mirrors, I cant see your tits".
Dunc.
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On a car that hadnt been cleaned , i recon for about 5 years.. it said , I WISH THAT MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY....
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What i would put ... TWO HANDS ARE BETTER THAN 1, JUST ASK MY MISSES !!
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Haha. Some classics. Unique Cars used to have a page full of bumper sticker gold. Time to drag out the back issues.
But lets invent a few eh?
"F**k the do-gooders"?
"Old, loud and damn proud"?
"Yes it rusts, cause its made of METAL"? |
"Silly modern cars" |
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Haha. Some classics. Unique Cars used to have a page full of bumper sticker gold. Time to drag out the back issues.
But let's invent a few eh?
"F**k the do-gooders"?
"Old, loud and damn proud"?
"Yes it rusts, cause it's made of METAL"? |
"Silly modern cars" |
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"revenge is living long enough to spend the kids inheritence"
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old stickers i`ve seen ...
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"bumper stickers are for ****ers"
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I done bin censored.
I was referring to self pleasurers.
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"Nuclear energy is a dirty lie "
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Global Warming - Free From the Sun
James
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You only have to be in front at the end of the race. |
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ugly bloke driving a hj ute, rear window had large sticker "nobody knows im a lesbian"
years later i still chuckle when i think of it
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