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Hi my bottom seems to always be sore. I am using carrots to stimulate me while I pleasure myself. I have tried switching to parsnips but the botty is still tender. I have tried both butter and margarine as lubricant but nothing seems to help. Can anyone advise what the problem is?
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try chilli sauce and if that dont work try plugging a hose into your mufler and run it into your car then shut the windows. sit in the drivers seat and start the car. You can rev it abit if you want it may help, after about 5-10 minutes your pain should s |
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you may need a full synthetic
or you could quit being vegetarian and try a turkey drumstick
n.b. castrol is a group 3 (highly refined hydro-carbon)and not considered synthetic by "purists"
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you may need a full synthetic
or you could quit being vegetarian and try a turkey drumstick
n.b. castrol is a group 3 (highly refined hydro-carbon)and not considered synthetic by "purists"
yes sonny, it's an HQ ute |
yes sonny, it's an HQ ute |
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Ah this is an easy one. Obviously with such a rough bottom end, YOU MUST address the problem from both ends.
You will need a more teflon based approach to your problem.
Apply liberal amounts of NULON L90 pre assembly lube to your bottom end. Use t
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