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#41 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 2:29:40 PM(UTC)
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Just to try to get your tiny little gutter brain off your obsession with fags and buttplugs for a while I will set you an assignment.

Take a piece of A4 paper and rule it up into 1 column and 1 row.

Number each column and row from 1 to 1.

Now in each box write the name of 1 person who in the last 20 years has found you:

1. Remotely Interesting
2. Remotely Amusing
3. Remotely Attractive
4. Remotely Intelligent
or
5. Would bother pissing on you if you were undergoing self-combustion.

You have six months to complete the assignment.
If you are unable to find anyone who fits the criteria you may enter your own name into the spreadsheet after 6 months have elapsed.

Report back with your results in about six months and no earlier.
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#42 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 2:47:32 PM(UTC)
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quote:
Originally posted by bosko
Just to try to get your tiny little gutter brain off your obsession with fags and buttplugs for a while I will set you an assignment.

Take a piece of A4 paper and rule it up into 1 column and 1 row.

Number each column and row from 1 to 1.

Now in each box write the name of 1 person who in the last 20 years has found you:

1. Remotely Interesting
2. Remotely Amusing
3. Remotely Attractive
4. Remotely Intelligent
or
5. Would bother pissing on you if you were undergoing self-combustion.

You have six months to complete the assignment.
If you are unable to find anyone who fits the criteria you may enter your own name into the spreadsheet after 6 months have elapsed.

Report back with your results in about six months and no earlier.

Guess what all done and in box 3. There are no guys! Well except you, but hey youre only human even if you are a fag.
I guess as fat barst*d would say Im dead sexy. HO HO HO
Hey you have a shot and see if you can find something that has a front bum for box 3. HO HO HO
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#43 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 2:54:07 PM(UTC)
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whooosh
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#44 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 6:03:29 PM(UTC)
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Originally posted by bosko
whooosh

Crickey did your butt plug pop out again?
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#45 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 7:16:42 PM(UTC)
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Guys, enough of your childhood fantasies.

Can we get back to the original post.

Does anyone else have bad memories or events of the Summernats? I think Chic Henry needs to be told, as a form of reality check.
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#46 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 7:25:52 PM(UTC)
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quote:
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Guys, enough of your childhood fantasies.

Can we get back to the original post.

Does anyone else have bad memories or events of the Summernats? I think Chic Henry needs to be told, as a form of reality check.

Hey Sean get in in your EH and go tell him, do you really think old man Henry cares about this or just making all that money?
Now back to bosko, who hasnt been as his KE10 hasnt strayed that far from the Lake Monger dunnies.
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#47 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 9:03:55 PM(UTC)
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OK princess your turn.

Take a pallet of A4 paper and rule it up into 5 columns.

Number each column 1 to 5.

Now in each box write the name of all the people and domestic animals who in the last 20 years has:

1. Given you a reach around.
2. Said Honest I will pull out
3. Not paid for your services.
4. Not used the required amount of lubricant
or
5. Promised to take you to the Mardi Gras.

You have six months to complete the assignment.
If you are unable to find everyone who fits the criteria you may request more paper and time.

Report back with your results in about six months and no earlier.
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#48 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 10:25:49 PM(UTC)
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Mate, come down the Appin Rd to Mt Druitt by the sea, aka The Illawarra, its just like where you live, some parts really nice and some parts get a gun. That sort of behaviour is unfortunately everywhere, someone must have told the world that no one needs to behave and that anything goes... apparently.


you must live near berkley
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#49 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 10:27:42 PM(UTC)
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Hey you forgot,

Partook in regular spooning.

Especialy after a solid day of rampant homosexuality.
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#50 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 10:29:27 PM(UTC)
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quote:
Originally posted by tranx
Guys, enough of your childhood fantasies.

Can we get back to the original post.

Does anyone else have bad memories or events of the Summernats? I think Chic Henry needs to be told, as a form of reality check.



By the way, he is known as SuperChicken Henry.
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#51 Posted : Friday, 22 May 2009 10:58:24 PM(UTC)
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Not Superchicken Henry but rather Moneybags Henry or JD/Jim Beam Henry for the blatant advertsing during the event.
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#52 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 12:37:01 AM(UTC)
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By the way, he is known as SuperChicken Henry.
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Is that for real and hence the shortning to chick?
Anyhow a lot better than bosko pillow biter aka Dirty Pierre (never cleaned up after his clients finished)
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#53 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 2:29:51 AM(UTC)
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Hey Bosko I was just reading this thread to a female friend on the other end of the phone and having a good laugh, but she just asked how come all you fags have sex in the dunnies? Well enlighten us will you.
ps she liked your tattoo line.

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#54 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 2:53:53 AM(UTC)
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Well I did an internet search and Ive found Bosko!!!!!
http://www.gerdis.com/sa...ch_necklace_pantanal.jpg
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#55 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 3:42:17 AM(UTC)
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Excellent. Which one is he??
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#56 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 3:50:33 AM(UTC)
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I used to live within moderate walking distance of the Summernats and went every year from the first until I moved to Albury in mid 96. I did drive back for it one year and got asked for ID at the bar whilst I was there. I thanked the bar attendant for that one as I was in my mid 30s at the time.

I moved back to the Canberra area in mid 99 and have been once since because one of my colleagues won a family pass in a raffle and gave it to us.

In 1993 a mate entered his convertible Valiant and I entered as his "buddy" now that was no fun having to watch the car the whole time it was inside the event.

The knuckle draggers stuffed it up when they went on a rampage and flattened some traffic lights. This behaviour brought about the end of the supercruise down Northbourne Avenue.

One year in a stroke of pure logic the organisers decided to only sell light beer......and canned pre mixed spirits.

It would be better if it was an alcohol free event as this would remove the dickheads. Sure it would lessen revenue but insurance premiums and security costs would also drop accordingly.

Revenue dropped this year anyway because attendance was down. Maybe people are starting to realise that $100+ for a 3 day pass to rub shoulders with a bunch of drunken idiots is just too damned expensive.

I did go to its predecessor the Street Machine Nationals in Easter 1984 and easter 1982 from memory. A much more civilised event.

These days I prefer to save my money for our annual jaunt to Ballarat swap meet.


If at first you dont succeed then skydiving is not for you.

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#57 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 3:54:56 AM(UTC)
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Excellent. Which one is he??

Hard to say my guess is the one on the left due to the wog aspect, and that would be Lake Monger in the back ground. The other guy looks to be aboriginal though and has that look on his face like he just wants to leave. I guess bosko aint that good at his job?
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#58 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 4:03:37 AM(UTC)
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I dont know about that as the coloured guy looks more feminine and the wog seems like he had his way. My moneys on the coloured guy.
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#59 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 4:42:50 AM(UTC)
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Well I did an internet search and Ive found Bosko!!!!!
http://www.gerdis.com/sa...h_necklace_pantanal.jpg


ummmm, lookd like pink and mmp actually..HAHAHAH, just after a dairy bell ice cream
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#60 Posted : Saturday, 23 May 2009 4:47:31 AM(UTC)
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quote:
Originally posted by MrPink
Well I did an internet search and Ive found Bosko!!!!!
http://www.gerdis.com/sa...h_necklace_pantanal.jpg


ummmm, lookd like pink and mmp actually..HAHAHAH, just after a dairy bell ice cream

I guess the dark guy is you then? the title does say bosko so who got on top Frank? and Id rather be fat than fag so none of those HOs are fat so its got to be you with bosko. How far south in Italy do you come from for an olive skin job like that Frank? HO HO HO ....
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